You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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