I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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