dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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