is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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