The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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