Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
return my video game
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
