I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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