mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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