Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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