She said her name was "party"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I'm having to shit out rocks
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