It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You're like the curious george of whores
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
