so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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