im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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