They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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