You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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