In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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