I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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