He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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