how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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