I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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