let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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