Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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