me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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