this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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