so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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