im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
you never un-have a 4some
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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