Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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