She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
last night I used snow as a chaser
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