whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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