I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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