office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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