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I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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