She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
he's single and there are thong briefs.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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