I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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