? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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