Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
