stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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