1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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