i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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