your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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