Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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