Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Randomize
