You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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