so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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