Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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