Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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