one two three fourrrrnication!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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