I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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