she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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