my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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