please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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