would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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