check it out our google latitudes are spooning
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
