he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He's a Shit stain on my heart
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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